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Today in Science!

We’ll be having a meeting soon, doncha worry there, trusty local readers. I HAD planned on screening Here Be Dragons by Brian Dunning of Skeptoid at the local library, and was working out a weekend timetable. Then I realized I didn’t really like the movie that much. It seems like something perfect for a junior high or high school class, not really the cup of tea that our wicked group of deviants would enjoy. Does anyone have a copy of Cosmos they’d lend to the cause? Maybe we’ll get together for the National Day of Reason.

Anyway, since I’ve been gone so long, I figure that a double post today won’t hurt, eh?

First up: You can watch people sneeze and have an immune response.

So, you’ll thank me later for this pic. When you’re not sick. Because of me.

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And I don’t know if you know it yet, but Cracked dot com is one of the most hilarious websites out there. And they, like many truly hilarious people, are often quite skeptically-minded. And they do dick jokes. Comedy is one of those brilliant mediums where you can make people question without preaching, so it’s no surprise that those things which get the least amount of questioning (and need it the most), those things that have the least amount of answers – get skewered by comedians. Just ask George Carlin. Well, don’t, because he’s dead. You can ask him, he just won’t speak back.

Anyway, cracked has a few good articles up at the moment: ridiculous history myths, which includes this very helpful bit:

Of course, the story stuck after that because it gives us the chance to do the thing we love doing most: look down on people. They fell for it, we didn’t, therefore we’re smarter than our grandparents. We’re the enlightened generation, and don’t believe in stupid bullshit. 

Then, it links to a page claiming that Lady GaGa is an illuminati mind-control puppet. Because we modern, enlightened people would… oh, wait – see what he did there!

Then there’s an article that’s just balls-out skepticism, including the Loch Ness monster, the curse of the mummy, the Fox Sisters and Crop Circles. There’s also a great quote here, too:

This sort of thing has the same attraction as any good conspiracy theory: the “I am special because I have secret knowledge the common sheeple never will!” principle.

How better to impress your dull traditional friends than revealing to them the suppressed truth that will totally blow their closed suburban minds? And you only had to spend six bucks in an airport bookstore to get it!

Amen, brother.

Finally, a community-created effort describing, mainly, pyramid bullshit, but also a bit of 2012 hokum as well. Yes, there’s a good quote in there, too – figured I’d make the trifecta.

Conspiracy theorists claim that if they serve no purpose to humans, pyramids must have been built by aliens. Of course assuming that anything that serves no purpose to humanity must be created by aliens would mean that conspiracy theorists themselves were created by aliens.

Ah well. Are any real news organizations out there doing as much for reason as a fount of dick jokes and scatological humor?

NPR is going to give it ”a shot” with a bit about vaccine paranoia and the problems it causes (mainly, vaccine-preventable disease).

Some of my mailing lists have been throwing this nugget of science news my way lately; biologists have found an anaerobic metazoan in the deep sea. Like the deep-sea giant tube worm these creatures have unorthodox biologies. And as any quack’ll tell ya, scientists don’t accept anything new. Especially chemists, and those pesky physicists who are always shooting down perpetual motion/free energy scams. Of course, this should stop things like the acceptance of new forms of life and the creation of a new element.

The deep sea creature could well prove to be a bit of inspiration for those intrepid exobiologists out there. I’ll keep listening to the SETI podcast Are We Alone? (which I just found out about today) and see if they mention it. They have a fun monthly “skeptic check” series which covers the usual topics.

Monday – You Know What

Well, Darwin Day is right around the corner, and (surprise!) I haven’t got a plan yet. Last year was the big double bi-centennial for Darwin and Lincoln, but this year the nearest events I can track down are in Baton Rouge. I’m still searching, so if anything interesting comes up, I’ll blag about it.

A lot of you have been asking “When is the next meeting going to be?” and pointing out things like “Hey, weren’t the meetings going to be monthly?” Well SHAZAM – February 23rd – it’s a Tuesday. Historically, it’s also the day in 1870 that the state of Mississippi was re-admitted into the United States after the Civil War, but don’t ask me why I know that. I won’t be able to answer.

This may not bring us up to the hoped-for goal of an average of one meeting per month, but we’re getting closer (we’re right at .4). It’s my fault. Promise.

Well, it’s Monday, so you know what that means: A great big ole’ stack of links.

First up: Evolution in Medicine This is an interesting article that points to a real, non-manufactured debate in the vaccination world. At hand is the problem of making sure that your vaccinations select against more virulent strains of disease rather than the less virulent ones, allowing them to survive and integrate their less-virulent genes into the viral population.

This sort of thing takes place in nature, as well. There is the “trade off hypothesis,” for instance. If a virus (or other pathogen, but viruses serve as excellent examples) kills the host organism too quickly, there is a loss of survival fitness. Allowing the host to continue to linger ensures that the host (which is an entire ecosystem, as far as the pathogenic organism is concerned) stays around long enough to keep spawning more disease.

And if there are no other hosts for the pathogen, then being less virulent is a good thing from the viewpoint of the pathogen (and the host, for that matter). Of course, this is not a universal rule (so few things are!); if an organism is not really hampered by the death of the host, or if it is highly transmissible, then the cost of virulence is much lower.

Most things in evolution have this sort of trade-off; in The Greatest Show on Earth Richard Dawkins uses the example of the gazelle legs; longer legs make you faster, allowing greater survivability, up until a point where the legs become brittle and break too easily, making you an easy meal.

Ah, on to other pastures. If you happen to be one of those “experts” from Ghost Hunters, Ghost TV, Ghostvision, Paranormal Patrol, or whatever the hell is on the History channel at the moment; Ben Goldacre has found you a new job. You’d be working for the same people who make the head lice repellent badge, and have this to say about it:

1. How does it work?
Without a comprehensive understanding of technology e.g. that used in space travel, it is not really possible to provide a very satisfactory answer.

So if you’re a rocket scientist and school nurse dealing with head lice, you should write these guys a letter.

Not that it would be as relentless and classical as this gem from Mark Twain written to a patent-medicine salesman.

Twain was a great wit of his time. His writings on religion, the tragic medicine of his time, and (my personal favorite) Christian Science show a deep skepticism about human nature, education, and authority, while revealing a man who has a bit of faith in the abilities of reason, sees them as accessible to most people, even if they don’t, perhaps, use them.

Things have changed a lot since Twains’ day, but patent medicine salesmen are still out there and education is still in a laughable state. Take, for instance, the autism-vaccination link crowd. You might have heard about this recently – Andrew Wakefield was dishonest and unethical in his research that showed the only link between autism and vaccination.

Bad science AND unethical experimentation on children, combined with a heap of undeclared conflict of interests? It makes you wonder who the anti-vaxx crowd is screaming about when they say these things about actual doctors.

On to Convergent Evolution.

You may remember this one if you tuned in to Skeptics Guide this week. Apparently, researchers in China and Michigan mapped out the gene responsible for the super-sensitive inner-ear hairs that make echolocation possible. The Chinese team was studying bats, and the Michigan team was studying dolphins. Surprise, surprise, the exact same gene was altered in both animals, a gene that made these hairs super-short and sensitive. More research is underway to see if other animals who have crude sonar systems – shrews, oilbirds, and swiftlets to name a few.

Of course, these aren’t the only single-gene convergences in biological history. One of my favorites is the case of the Northern Short Tailed Shrew and the Beaded Lizard.

These two animals have mutated versions of the same ancestral gene to create the toxic protein they employ.
Now – Get your ass to Mars! There you’ll find the Spirit and Opportunity rovers. Now you’ve doubtlessly heard this week that Spirit isn’t doing too well. By that I mean that it’s stuck. Stuck in a hole. On Mars. But it’s still going! The team at the JPL/NASA is going to shut it down for a few months so that it can survive the insane Martian winter. While it will no longer be doing any roving, it is now an immobile laboratory – on another world. The lack of focus on moving it around means that the team can get down to some more science after the winter.

Some people are upset, but Spirit is doing pretty damn well. After all, it only had a ninety day mission. In human lifespan terms, this would be like getting upset that someone only survived to be 1400 years old. The folks at the Planetary Society have more to say on the subject, and don’t seem to be too excited about the fact that NASA, not the JPL, is calling the final shot on this one. Of course, Spirit is still valuable, and they’ll be kicking her around to try and get into a survivable position, so we’ll have to wait until next year to see what’s up. One thing a stationary Spirit might be able to model quite well is the wobble of the Martian orbit – a clue to the nature of the core of the planet.

Plus, let’s not forget that Opportunity is still kicking, heading to a relatively new crater (the youngest crater examined on Mars) and is within 100 meters of it.

If only all our NASA news could be so good. The new NASA budget, which actually seems to have been crafted with an eye to a lot of astronomical complaints, is run-down in a nice manner on Bad Astronomy. The bad news: It might not pass the Congress.

Finally, Mold Minions

Ah, mold. When we’re not breathing it in, wiping it out, or just walking all over it, it can do some pretty amazing things.

Like navigate mazes for instance. Or control a robot. That’s right – mold driving robots! Finally, your dreams have come true!

From what I’ve been able to gather, the slime mold grows through an evolutionary process while reaching for it’s food goal – it puts down plenty of tendrils and protein networks.

Those structures that reach food use it to grow stronger, reaching more food. Those networks that do not reach food eventually starve out. This is done without any sort of planning from the cell nucleus – there is no central planning, only local units obeying local rules, which is an important concept in modern evolutionary theory.

These qualities are now employed to solve mathematical problems in the “travelling salesman” category. Like, the Tokyo rail network. And the evolutionary qualities of the giant protist is perfect for this sort of work.

Of course, other studies have shown that slime mold can remember things, learning and adapting it’s own behavior to anticipated conditions.

I suppose I’ll have to get to training the bastards. They can get around, and you can see a spectacular time-lapse of them doing that here but I was unable to link directly to the video. Suffice it to say, it is badass.

“The” Placebo Effect

Okay, so one of the few plausible defenses of all out hopeless alt-med is that it somehow harnesses “the” placebo effect.

Those of you who read medical literature no doubt cringe a bit at this – “the” placebo effect is just all of the effects unstudied and unaccounted for – it could be anything.

But there is, of course, another usage of the word – a sort of implication of psychosomatic effect.

It gets confusing. Here, someone sheds a little light on the subject.

Just be wary, because soon you’ll doubtlessly see the press claiming “placebo effect better than medicine!” or somesuch.

Because I Love This Kind of Thing

Well, I can’t just post ONE link even in a post titled “One Quick Link.”

To avoid that post having THREE links and being totally unappropriate, here’s a bit about horrific parasites.

Because I love this sort of thing.

The Grossest Thing of the Day

Well, I hope it is. You may not want to scroll down any further.

Just so you know, this didn’t happen in NEW Jersey.

Though this sounds like something that would happen there.

Apparently, these parasitic marine isopods (related to pillbugs!) eat out the tongue of fish, then, in a stunning display of the ferocity of nature when it decides to fuck you up, live in the mouth of the fish and act as their tongue, the only known case in nature where a parasite serves as a function replacement of a host structure.

Do NOT French kiss it.

Do NOT French kiss it.

Thanks to the tireless toiler down at Pharyngula for finding this one, though I also did see it once in a less reputable source.