Tag Archives: atheists

Bad Boys III: Two Atheists, One Pope

*This is all due to a thread on Skepchick where the following fake movie poster was presented:

Two-Thirds of the Unholy Trinity

The Poster that Launched a Thousand Words

The subtitle there, if you can’t read it, is “Two bad boys, one pope, one atheist arrest.” And in that vein I present:

Bad Boys III: Two Atheists, One Pope

Hitchens stomped the pedal and drove like a man trying to avoid being waterboarded. The 2008 Vauxhall Corsa scraped through traffic, sparks left and right.

“He’s getting away!” He shouted, throwing hands on the horn and swerving to avoid a pedestrian.

Ahead, the stark white Popemobile loomed large. The bulletproof glass dome sparkled in the sun, and the lumbering Mercedes M-Class SUV took a slow turn to keep the high-hatted pontiff from toppling over in his armored lair.

A busy intersection was ahead, the traffic no longer halted by the terrified police who now had no idea what was occurring.

“We’ve got half of four horsemen here, a full one-fucking third of the unholy trinity!” Richard Dawkins shouted from the passenger seat. “I told you to get a car with a sunroof! My plan required a sunroof! I’ll never hit him at this range.” Dawkins drew his sidearm, a long-barreled Colt Anaconda with the phrase “Malthusian Solution” engraved across the grip, which was inlaid with the actual shell of a Galapagos tortoise.

“Make a new plan!” Hitchens snapped. He wheeled around an old woman with a baby carriage. Dawkins leaned out the window with his .44 and fired, but the bullets hit God’s Protection – 40 mm of armoured glass and plating.

“Damn!” Dawkins shouted. “It’s like he’s infallible!”

“Hardly!” Hitchens replied. “Are you buckled up?”

“I always buckle up. You’re far more likely to be injured in a car crash than… What are you doing?!” Dawkins lapsed into a simple shout as Hitchens swerved the car towards a traffic barrier. They hit, knocking over the barrier into the side of a mini-cooper. The tiny car and traffic barrier created a makeshift ramp, the Corsa went airborne, both men wailing with excitement in a true Dukes of Hazard moment.

Glass showered across the streets, sparks trailed into the air, and all eyes watched as the Vauxhall Corsa came crashing across the back of the Popemobile. Armour glass crumpled and shattered, airbags popped into existence and deflated, Swiss Guards tumbled about, and the world’s most expensive hat rolled onto the glass-and-fuel strewn streets of London.

Hitchens was out first, staggered onto the street, looked through the smoke and all around him, people were fleeing. He hadn’t had a reaction like this since he’d set down in Mississippi.

His gun was on the ground, a few feet away. In the car, Dawkins was still reeling, trying to undo his seat belt. A swiss guard was standing over the weapon, resplendent in his orange, blue, and yellow skirt. The hat was no longer funny, because the man was twirling a vicious halberd and approaching in a very professional manner that seemed to suggest that Oberstleutnant Hauptmann knew exactly how to kill a man with a 16th century polearm.
Then, in a flash, a lightening pair of nunchaku wrapped around the haft of the halberd and the wirey man behind them yanked the weapon to the ground. He then began a display of nunchaku prowess, slinging the weapon around his shoulders, his waist, each fluid and deadly movement accompanied by the clank of chain and snap of cured oak.

“Simon Singh!” Dawkins exclaimed as Oberstleutnant Hauptman took a wide variety of blows to the back. “Good to see you!”

“You two go after the Rat!” Singh said, fending off the Swiss Guard. “I’m going to give this man a bit of free amateur chiropractic.”

The two ran into the crowded street, caught sight of the fleeing pope though the glitter of his robes.

“There goes Emperor Palpatine!” A young man shouted, before being cracked in the skull with the Papal Cross of Pius IX.

Ratzinger turned another corner, waited, the gold-trimmed immaculate papal pallium against the dirty brick walls. He reached into the omophor, pulled out his spare mitre, and placed it on his head. He gripped the Papal Cross and listened, the footsteps coming closer as the two atheists chased him. At this range, he knew he would be infallible.

Ratzinger whipped around the corner, caught Hitchens right under his pharynx. The anti-theist went down, but Dawkins had fallen behind due to the totally illogical design of the human knee. He held the massive .44 towards the desperate pontiff.

“Down on the ground! You’re under arrest for rape and sexual slavery and other similarly inhumane acts causing harm to mental or physical health, committed against civilians on a widespread or systematic scale!” Dawkins shouted, a real mouthful.

Ratzinger froze. He had only one recourse – the magic hat. He raised his hands to his head, put them on each side of the mitre, and began to pray…

Hitchens grabbed his ankle and turned him over, face-first into the street.

“I have diplomatic immunity!” He shouted.

“It’s been revoked.” Hitchens said, slapping the cuffs on. “Bishop of Rome, a.ka. Vicar of Jesus Christ, a.ka. Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, a.ka. Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, a.k.a. Primate of Italy, a.ka. Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, a.k.a Sovereign of the State of Vatican City, a.k.a Servant of the Servants of God, a.k.a Benedict the XVI, aka Joseph Ratzinger, I hereby place you under arrest.”

“But I’m innocent!” Ratzinger cried.

“Tell it to the omniscient tyrant in the sky.” Hitchens said.

“I’m sure he’ll hear you out first thing. You’ve got a direct line, if I’m not mistaken.” Dawkins said. “Don’t you worry, Father. There’s still plenty of forced sodomy where you’re going to be going.”

Hey So If You Couldn’t Make It…

Alright guys, if you couldn’t make it to the Victor Stenger talk at Millsaps College one of the great folks from the mid-Mississippi Atheist Meetup Group has put the whole shebang online.

Having just read The New Atheism I have to say that Stenger hits upon the serious points of that book in the speech.

A funny bit pointed out to me after the speech: Millsaps has hundreds of Christian speeches and presentations per year, and yet none of them have an atheist response afterwards. Yet this speech earns a response from a Christian.

By the way, this is a high-quality video that I am thrilled to present. There is no way I can sufficiently thank Clay for his efforts. I’ve seen some high-level professional videos that don’t have the clarity and quality of this one.

So go here.

Or just click below. If you hit “More from LaHatte” you’ll get into the rest of the video.

Enjoy!

Victor Stenger Visit

Readers of the blog will know that Victor Stenger visited Jackson last week, to give a speech on his book (and the topic)The New Atheism.

Dr. Stenger was here at Millsaps, where an interesting lecture will be taking place on November 3rd, by Andrew Chaikin on space exploration. I’ll be out of town, but I do hope some of you attend.

The lecture was informative and entertaining – the only thing I disliked was the fact that Dr. Stenger only had 30 minutes.

What I had hoped would be the bulk of the lecture was but a sidenote; the physics. Stenger pointed out how something like the neutron, which is near impossible to detect, is still found with evidence – evidence that won one man a Nobel prize in an experiment that Dr. Stenger took part in.

This was a lead in to one of Stenger’s big points: The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. I’d like to add that this is probably the only quote ever to issue forth from the mouths of Carl Sagan, Donald Rumsfeld, Victor Stenger, and Sam Jackson.

However, if something should or could provide evidence, and yet it does not – then what is the reasonable point at which the continued absence of evidence becomes actual evidence of absence? It is an interesting question in logic, one deftly handled by Carl Sagan in the Demon Haunted World via The Dragon In My Garage thought experiment.

Stenger also pointed out an interesting difference between doing science the hard way and doing science the easy way – also known as “pseudoscience.”

Science: When the evidence disagrees with the proposition, the proposition is discarded.

Faith: When the evidence disagrees with the proposition, the evidence is discarded.

So what kind of evidence might show up? More than a few studies on the effectiveness of prayer have been done – those that turn up positive results seem to have a few problems. And then there are plenty that show no effect at all. After all, as Stenger pointed out, should it turn out that Catholic prayers are more effective than Buddhist prayers, or Muslim prayers are more effective than Protestant prayers, then – there is some proof, and I suspect you’d see more than a few new atheists running for the churches.

Or, say, some prophets or divine revelations ever turned out to be demonstrably true?

Of course, none of these things ever turn up, even though many a scientist would love it to be true: In a community as large as the scientific community, which is pretty far from monolithic, there are bound to be a range of views. According to Stenger, a majority of the National Academy of Sciences disagree with New Atheist positions, yet only 7% of them believe in a personal, bible-style god.

I would imagine that the reason the NAS is fairly atheistic (if not enthusiastic about getting out there and publicly announcing it) is that scientists have to take a materialistic view – after all, what is the difference between something that cannot be detected in any conceivable way and nothing at all? Scientists like Stenger seek the plausible natural explanations for phenomena; and are successful in finding them. As Carl Sagan once pointed out: Science works. (Get the T-shirt here.)

this was not the image Dr. Stenger used in his slideshow.

this was not the image Dr. Stenger used in his slideshow.

And in the evidence department, one of the arguments hauled out by the Cosmology Department of Intelligent Design is the “fine tuning” argument – that the chemical, physical, and natural laws did not have to be the way that they are, and the fact that life exists is a testament to some intelligent design at the big bang.

I would have loved Stenger to go more into the topic, but since he’s got a a book coming out on the subject I will have to be patient. Suffice it to say, the universe is quite large and not particularly fine tuned at all – most of it is pretty brutally incompatible with any sort of life. And Stenger noted that, while more hostile universes are possible, much more amenable universes are also possible. The book preview offers this hint (I am pretty excited about the book, if you can’t tell):

In this book I look at the important laws and parameters that have been suggested as being fine-tuned and show that from a physicist’s perspective they have simple, often trivial natural explanations. I will show that some of the fine-tuning arguments are based on lack of understanding of fundamental physics and cosmology or on the incorrect analysis of the data.

Harsh. And finally, Stenger finished up with one of the arguments an atheist often hears: “well where do you get morality?”

As though morality did not exist before the concept of religion. Morality is a function of civilization, this is why different societies have differing moral standards – if it was all the same, then that would be pretty powerful evidence of some morality imposed from an outside force. But the picture that arises is not that way.

Afterwards, Stenger was given a response by Dr. Steven Smith. As one of those who attended pointed out afterwards, “it’s not like every time they have a Christian speaker, we get to have an atheist response.” However, I’ve got tremendous respect for the man for getting up and delivering a response after the tremendous beating to his profession that Stenger handed out.

Unfortunately, it was a little weak. Smith was trying to construct religion in a way that was not supernatural-dependent, and focusing on very liberal theologians and even metaphysics. He did ascribe a bit to the “Nonoverlapping Magisteria” of Stephen Jay Gould – leave it to Gould to use such a phrase – arguing that theology was the the study of how to position and understand yourself in the interest of time and the universe, insisting that there is some basis of things that is non-spatial and beyond time, some origin of time-space that is the undetectable, invisible dragon.

Dr. Smith also did not buy into Stenger’s definition of faith, a definition that many new atheists use that seems a bit single-minded; Faith being believing without evidence, or even despite the evidence. I imagine that is a more literal interpretation of the phenomenon itself, a science-suitable working of the word. Rather, he seemed more inclined to the capital F Faith, the sum total of attitudes taken by a body of the faithful, regarding the world, towards the consideration of the problems of suffering and evil.

Stenger got time to respond to the response – plugging his new book “Quantum Gods” – those gods not personal and physical that the new age gurus speak so fluently of, the type of thinking that gets you killed with magic.

He said that this is the sort of god Smith is endorsing – the god espoused by the “premise keepers:” theologians who try and fit theology into a scientific universe. Stenger pointed out that these theologians arrive at the deist god, or even weaker, a deism with a dice throwing god, of whom no memory exists.

Maybe my idea of the Church of the Million Sided Die is better than I thought.

After the counter-response, the fun began: Question time! Of course, some of the questions were merely requests for clarification of information. Some of the questions were less than informed, which does not bode well for those poor students. (especially the poor young man who informed Dr. Stenger that when he had proof of god it would be “too late,” as in “hellfire”) Also, the mere idea that scientists could go about daily life not being sure about things seemed incredibly mind-blowing to some people. Also dragged up was the oft-heard “well science is just a matter of faith,” argument (an interesting variation on the argument from ignorance, combined with the equivocation error). According to a humanist from New Orleans, Stenger said that he enjoyed the questions; usually his audience is much more receptive – ruffling feathers is a vital part of the academic enterprise.

My personal favorite was a question by a clearly upset young woman (I don’t know if she was upset by disruption of her beliefs, or by speaking in public, a terrifying proposition to most) who wanted to know why we were looking for god (who would be “beyond” time and space) in physical phenomenon? Well, Stenger replied – we’re not looking for god, we’re looking for something god has done – and not finding anything.

Remember, Tomorrow!

Remember folks – tomorrow, seven o’clock, Millsaps.

here’s the info in case ya forgot.

Reading is fundamental.

More Stenger Info

This is a re-formatted edition of the information available in paper flier form at Millsaps:

PUBLIC LECTURE

Millsaps College

October 22, 7:00 pm

Academic Complex 215

The New Atheism

Taking a Stand for Science and Reason

Speaker: Victor J. Stenger

Adjunct Professor of Philosophy at the University of Colorado and Emeritus Professor of Physics and Astronomy at the University of Hawaii


Respondent: Steven G. Smith

Professor of Philosophy and Religious Studies at Millsaps College

In 2004, Sam Harris published The End of Faith: Religion, Terror, and the Future of Reason, a major bestseller. This marked the first of a series of series of bestsellers that took a harder line against religion than has been the custom among secularists: Letter to a Christian Nation by Sam Harris (2006), The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins (2006), Breaking the Spell: Religion as a Natural Phenomenon by Daniel C. Dennett (2006), God: The Failed Hypothesis. How Science Shows That God Does Not Exist by Victor J. Stenger (2007), and God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything (2007) by Christopher Hitchens. These authors have been recognized as the leaders of a movement called The New Atheism.

In The New Atheism, Victor Stenger reviews and expands upon the principles of New Atheism and responds to many of its critics. He argues that naturalism, the view that everything is matter and nothing more, is sufficient to explain all we observe in the universe from the most distant galaxies to the inner workings of the brain that result in the phenomenon of mind and that nowhere is it necessary to introduce God or the supernatural to understand the world. He disputes the claim that science has nothing to say about God and argues that absence of evidence is evidence of absence, when evidence should be there and is not. In the case of the Judeo-Christian-Islamic God, he argues that the lack of evidence is sufficient to conclude that he does not exist beyond a reasonable doubt. Stenger also argues that since faith is belief in the absence of evidence it should not be used to make any judgments about the world or personal life, that religion has produced many horrors over millennia, that the Bible is unable to solve the problem of unnecessary suffering in the world, and how a common morality exists that is natural, rather than divine. Finally, he discusses the teachings of the ancient sages such as Buddha, Lao Tzu, and Confucius who 2500 years ago provided guidelines for the individual to cope with the problems of living, and dying, that did not depend on the existence of any supernatural forces in the universe, calling this “the natural way” as opposed to the supernatural monotheisms, Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.

Victor J. Stenger is the author of ten books. For more information go to

http://www.colorado.edu/philosophy/vstenger/

The response will be by Millsaps professor Steven Smith. I’ve taken classes from Smith myself, he is an intelligent and humorous speaker, and he demonstrated a great amount of fairness in his Philosophy of Religion class, giving me good marks despite my materialistic philosophical leanings.

If you want a little more non-personal proof, Dr. Smith also enjoys reading a bit of Dawkins here and there, and he likes Neuromancer by William Gibson, and Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson, so there’s that.

Patrick Hopkins who will be hosting the debate, is another interesting philosopher, who unfortunately (in this picture) looks like an evil mirror-universe Star Trek character.

Millsaps told us he was not the evil twin.

Millsaps told us he was not the evil twin.

I hope we’ll see you there!
View Larger Map

Here’s a map!

The beautifully named “Academic Complex” is a ghastly bit of architecture which crouches in tons of concrete over the cavernous parking lot. You can get there right off of Park Avenue, just take the right at the end of the street (after turning off of State Street) and there is a singular entrance underneath the building in the parking lot – or you can make your way up the stairs you’ll see in the parking area, and go in the front door.

From the front door (or the stairwell) head left on the second floor and you’ll make your way into the big stadium-style room 215.

Victor Stenger Coming to Jackson

Well, Victor J. Stenger is coming to Millsaps College on Thursday, October 22nd.

Stenger (I really should be reading his books right now, rather than posting!) is a frequent critic of intelligent design and the anthropic principle, one of those things that gets throw around with way too much weight, flying in the face of every discovery since Copernicus, and confusing cause and effect. As Steven Jay Gould pointed out “it is like saying that ships had been invented to house barnacles.”

According to the Millsaps website the talk will be given at the Ford Academic Complex, Room 215. The speech is about Stenger’s new book: The New Atheism. Details on the speech will be forthcoming, as soon as I can get in contact with the Millsaps philosophy department.

So who’s coming? I smell a meeting around the corner.